Category Archives: Random Observations

Have you Heard of Harold Bernstein?

Probably not. But we’ve probably heard of Amy Winehouse or Pacman Jones. What are we going to do about this? For my part…. I read about an inspirational man named Harold Bernstein a few weeks ago. I’m embarrassed to say … Continue reading

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Neuroscience, Dopamine and Vern Den Herder

Coming to a late night infomercial near you…. Neurotransmitter got ya down? At the law offices of Jose Garcia & Cy Rabinowitz, we’ll fight for your rights to recall your enemies…. I keep expecting the type of advances discussed in … Continue reading

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How to Spot Aggressive Drivers

I was reading about the new High Occupancy Toll or HOT lanes on Interstate 95 and had the following thoughts: If the weekday commuters total between 250K and 300K on that I-95 stretch, then the typical commuters from Broward to … Continue reading

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Varsity High School Basketball – Joseph Garcia

Did you notice the Miami Herald’s high school basketball preview on Nov 25th? You might have easily missed it, it was on the last page of the last section [8D] of the paper that Tuesday. Roughly 40 teams were covered … Continue reading

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An Attack on Reasonableness

I love arguing [talking] about politics. In the good old days, people staked out a position on the right or left and went at it. However, lately I have been encountering a particularly vicious strain of pseudo-impartiality that is sweeping … Continue reading

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I know Mil Mascaras, but whose the Kid?

I want to take you back to a different time.  To the evening of March 5th 1977, where something odd and magical was happening in Miami. Elsewhere in America, Kiss was playing at the Rupp Arena and Wally Szczerbiak was … Continue reading

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Vicious internet rumor alert

Please be advised that I would not, repeat NOT be offended is anyone reading this blog were to consider hiring me for CPA related work. I don’t know how some of these rumors get started….

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Heat fan request to Fox Sports

Dear Fox Sports: While scanning portions of all games involving my beloved Miami Heat on various fast forward speeds using Comcast’s DVR system, your graphics box–which displays the score on the lower right-hand side–is partially obscured by the DVR’s ‘current … Continue reading

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Barack Obama to personally deport Aunt

[AP-BHO Newswire] Sensing that his illegal alien aunt [Zeituni Onyango]–who has been living in public housing in Boston for at least 5 years–might be the only obstacle between him and the presidency, today Obama offered to ‘personally deport the scoundrel.’ … Continue reading

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Alphonso Rachel

The best lines, and they’re a lot of them, from Alphonso Rachel: [4:30] Democrats farming votes. [5:30] Why buckets of crabs don’t have lids. [5:55] ‘The price that John McCain paid for his country, Democrats can’t even pay the taxes … Continue reading

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