Think we really know about any public figure?

The tragedy of Jerry Sandusky’s crimes highlights something always useful to recall. How much we don’t really know about public figures.

Imagine you had been asked to answer the question below in secret, as part of a Malcolm Gladwell-like ‘blink test,’ anytime before 2011:

Which one of the two coaches pictured below could you imagine to be so consumed by his career, that he might consider covering up humiliating, or even criminal facts, to protect his image?

Bottom line, we can either take or leave the people in politics, books, movies or sports for what they do in their fields. But we just can’t pretend that following anything from a distance can give us any real sense about the people we are observing.

In future blog posts we’ll try to highlight why anyone would have been predisposed to think poorly of Jimmy Johnson in comparison with Joe Paterno. Examples are welcome.

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Ted outing and multi-cinema civil disobediance

Definition of multi-cinema civil disobedience [MCCD]:

Watching one movie at a multiplex cinema, while having purchased a ticket for another.

MCCD is a conservative [or right-winger, take your pick, it’s the other side than runs from labels] movie lover’s rational response to avoid voting with our dollars to profit our political and cultural opponents.  Seth MacFarlane more than qualifies.

MacFarlane is the talent behind the Fox TV show Family Guy and the new movie, Ted. MacFarlane is a big Obama [of course] supporter. Here are his thoughts on projecting his influence in an interview with The Advocate, a LGBT news site:

Advocate: The Parents Television Council voted your episode … “Worst TV Show of the Week.” Do you appreciate that honor?

SM: Oh, yeah. That’s like getting hate mail from Hitler. They’re literally terrible human beings. I’ve read their newsletter, I’ve visited their website, and they’re just rotten to the core.

Advocate: Using the news anchor couple Greg and Terry you’ve also tackled LGBT issues on American Dad, most recently in the adoption episode “Surro-Gate.” Do you think you’re influencing viewer opinion?

SM: I certainly hope that we’re doing a small part to advance progress in that area.

In terms of public policy, the hilarious MacFarlane is my enemy. So if you find yourself in a movie line about to purchase tickets at odds with your beliefs, [think Lennon not Lenin];

All we are saying
Is give MCCD a chance

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Take Nick Hornby leave the cannolli

There can be a certain melancholy to discovering writers whose work you love. Are they dead or in their prime? Sometimes dead is better, like when there’s an accessible body of work. I love Tom Wolfe, but after I found him, he’s produced a book about every 10 years it seems. Nowadays I wind my way through Michael Crichton’s enjoyable novels with a twinge of sadness at his passing, but appreciative of his productiveness.

I just found another in his prime, Nick Hornby. He’s about my age and shares certain sensibilities and pathologies [sports], but not his leftist politics. To paraphrase Chekhov’s letter to his brother, much can be forgiven to talent [as opposed to any Obama spokesperson whose epidermis I could watch being peeled with a certain level of detachment].

Book: The Complete Polysyllabic Spree by Nick Hornby

Method: Read hardcover book

What I got from the book:

  • A rationale for abandoning books I can’t finish.  Like Will Hunting’s psychologist, the message is, ‘it’s not your fault.’ Hornby on one particularly difficult book: “We fought bitterly over a period of 3 weeks, on trains and aeroplanes [sic Brit] and by hotel swimming pools. Sometimes he could put me out cold with a single paragraph; every time I got through 20 or 30 pages, it felt to me as though I’d socked him good, but it took a lot out of me, and I had to retire to my corner and wipe the blood off my reading glasses.”
  • Hilarious idea – Cultural Fantasy Boxing League, where books square off with movies.  Hornby: “The Last Supper vs. Crime and Punishment? Fydor on points. … every now and then you’d get a shock, so Back to the Future III might land a lucky punch on Rabbit, Run; but I’m still backing literature 29 out of 30.”

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Who is Eric Holder?

It is with indescribable joy that I watch Eric Holder and his defenders blame his latest incompetence on race. Just deserts. Just a few more months.

Below is a reminder of who Holder is from a Maureen Dowd column in 2009:

Yet Obama is oozing empathy compared with his attorney general, who last week called us “a nation of cowards” about race. Eric Holder, who showed precious little bravery in standing up to Clinton on a pardon for the scoundrel Marc Rich, is wrong. We have just inaugurated a black president who installed a black attorney general.

We need leaders to help us through our crises, not provide us with crude evaluations of our character. And we don’t need sermons from liberal virtuecrats, anymore than from conservative virtuecrats.

In the middle of all the Heimlich maneuvers required now — for the economy, Iran, Pakistan, Afghanistan, health care, the environment and education — we don’t need a Jackson/Sharpton-style lecture on race. Barack Obama’s election was supposed to get us past that.

The complete Dowd column referenced is copied in full at end of post.

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To suffer the pain of what is hidden

In the middle of reading Nick Hornby’s clever book about books, The Complete Polysyllabic Spree, I came across an amazing letter from an unexpected motivational speaker, Anton Chekhov.

Below are portions of Chekhov’s letter, written in 1886, to his younger brother which were excerpted from the book, A Life in Letters, by Hornby:

You have often complained to me that people did not “understand” you. Goethe and Newton did not complain of that… Christ alone did, but He was speaking not of His ego, but of His teaching.

You have been endowed from on high with that which the bulk of humanity lacks: talent.  This talent would set you apart even if you were a toad or a tarantula, for everything is forgiven to talent.

You have only one fault. … It is your complete lack of manners.  Please forgive me, but veritas magis amicitiae [truth is a better friend] … That telltale lower-class flesh of yours is all too apparent.

Cultured people must, in my opinion, meet the following conditions:

1. They respect human personality, and for this reason they are always affable, gentle, civil, and ready to give in to others …

2. They have compassion for other people besides beggars and cats. Their hearts suffer the pain of what is hidden to the naked eye …

What is needed is continuous work, day and night, constant reading, study, will-power… Every hour counts.

… You must make a clean break. Come to us; smash the vodka bottle; lie down and read … you are not a child. … It is time!

That was written 126 years ago.  Remember it the next time you hear or read someone allude to how people are so different nowadays.

So buck up dear reader(s). If someone is pushing you in life, it could be worse. That person could either not care, or worse, be a world-class writer who’s tracking you with the intensity of a De Niro in The Deer Hunter.  Just don’t go Walken on them.

Most of the letter from Anton to Nikolay is copied in full at end of post. The text courtesy of the Melancholy Korean [seriously] blog.

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LeBron hating and the Nanny State

Stop the LeBron hating?  Are you kidding.

As I’ve listened and read Heat fans reactions to the team’s 2nd championship, a consensus seems to have emerged that we want LeBron haters [see a partial list here] to stop their criticisms. This short-sighted reaction saddens me. The genesis of such thinking is likely one of the ugly manifestations of living in a Nanny State [it’s unfair, whaaa]. It shows a real lack of understanding of what it means to be a fan and where the most joy can be derived from that experience.

The obligation to mock mercilessly

The notion that we wish others to stop their hating now is absurd. Now!? At the very moment when the stars have aligned for us to mercilessly mock them all the way into their eventual graves [on which we should be placing James trading cards, not 1, not 2 …]? Heat fans please understand that we have nothing less than a moral obligation to never allow any LeBron hater to attempt to pivot from said hatred.

There will come a time [in the affairs of men] when the LeBron offender will attempt to say, ‘hey, can we move past this?’ The Heat fan answer must be no. At that moment, Heat fans should behave as human DVRs, by replaying their transgressions of disbelief [accuracy should not be a factor]. The only people who should be answering yes are reasonable people.  But then again, those types know shouldn’t be involved in the discussion to begin with.

The moral clarity required to point that foam finger without a conscious is not a way of life for all.

Decide. In or out?

H/T to Q’s friend for the inspired parade route.

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Payback on Planet Bron

Dateline July 2031:

Today marks the 10th anniversary of The Announcement — coming 10 years to the day of The Decision — that Aliens are real. Turns out they have long been among us and possess a bizarre sense of humor. LeBron James represented their first public foray.  Afterwards, many pretended they suspected all along.  It’s hard to remember what it was like before The Announcement, so a little perspective on what unfolded back then is in order.

Dateline July 2021:

When the Miami Heat captured their 10th consecutive NBA championship and tweeted that LeBron James had a special announcement, retirement, not earth-shattering [literally], news was the expectation. The news conference was expected to be a bittersweet affair. Although James had fulfilled his once mercilessly-mocked estimate of expected NBA championships [not one, not two etc …], all knew that it had come with a heavy human toll.

In the Big 3’s 4th year together, Chris Bosh had been killed in a suspicious gardening accident. Going into their 6th year together, Dwyane Wade had been gunned down during an NBA pre-season game by the Serbian-born uncle of a referee who Wade had attacked following his 2nd palming violation of the 1st quarter.  Pat Riley had not been seen publicly since taking a meeting with LeBron’s people in 2013 after the Spoelstra extension.  Whispers of Dorian Gray began to follow James.

Indirectly, the Miami Heat’s success carried an even heavier human toll during the era James was still thought of as human (commonly referred to as the LeBron hating years). Here is a partial rundown:

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Finals Game 2 MVP: Russell ‘Cantinflas’ Westbrook

Miami Heat fans have much to be thankful for. Especially in our opponents. Carmelo Anthony’s selfishness.  Amar’e Stoudemire’s reverse pyromania. Carlos Boozer’s contract. Derrick Rose’s jump shot. Rajon Rondo’s personality disorder.

To quote Yoda, ‘… there is another.’ The Finals have brought a new sheriff to town.  This sheriff would warm the heart of Bob Marley.  That’s because this sheriff takes ALL the shots.  Thank goodness, since he plays with the NBA’s best shooter.

To merely state that Russell Westbrook shoots without a conscious is an insult to sociopaths.

To note that he bears a remarkable resemblance to the legendary Mexican comedian, Mario ‘Cantinflas’ Moreno, is to state the obvious. Always good to see that shadowy corner-mouth pseudo-mustaches know no borders. Like the original, the NBA’s Cantinflas puts a smile on our faces.

At least through game 2. Wait, make that game 4. See below.

Update: Teammates looking on in horror at end of Finals game 4 as Westbrook unnecessarily fouls with 13 seconds left. Westbrook then returns their stares with a pricelessly puzzled ‘whhhaaattt’ look.

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Scientology’s Bombshell: Xenu vs Zena on PPV

In a stunning development, the Church of Scientology has decided to spin off its core beliefs into a separate entity whose relationship with Scientology would only exist through monitored arm’s length transactions. The new company, Thetan But Not Beaten [TBNB] Group LLC, is expected to be a major player in the video game and kids clothing market this coming holiday season.

The coming out event for the new entity will be an animation sensation as an Avatar version of Xenu — from Scientology’s version of the Galactic Confederacy, as opposed to the Lego’s version — will face a live version of Zena, Warrior Princess, on pay-per-view television. While the ground rules have yet to be developed, UFC® and MMA® are in negotiations with the TBNB Group.

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Leftist Administration gets an election year fix

Lefties in the Obama Administration [redundant?] are no doubt constrained by reelection efforts, so at this stage they are reduced to using visas as a way expressing their solidarity with all things on the left.

The Wall Street Journal’s Mary Anastasia O’Grady points out the hypocrisy of issuing a visa to Mariela Castro, but not to members of the Colombian military, Honduran interim government officials or obtaining the release of Alan Gross. An excerpt:

The dictator’s daughter, who is a vociferous proponent of the Cuban status quo, was ostensibly in the U.S. to discuss matters pertaining to her field of expertise, which has something to do with advocating for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender rights. As the Cuban-born writer Carlos Alberto Montaner put it in a syndicated column last week, “Mariela is tolerant of sexual preferences and intolerant of all the rest.” He added: “For her, freedom and emotional coherence are something very specifically situated south of the navel.”

Ms. Castro’s affinity for the American president aside, it is passing strange that the administration even issued her a visa. It claims it is doing all it can to free the ailing 63-year-old Mr. Gross, and Ms. Castro’s desire for entry presented an opportunity to make that point to the regime. But apparently the importance of pleasing the Obama base in San Francisco, where she was invited first to talk about homosexual rights, was an even higher priority than the “high-priority” Mr. Gross.

The State Department defended the visa decision on free-speech grounds. But that’s hard to square with its history of using visas as a policy tool. There are many examples of elected Latin American officials and military brass being refused travel to the U.S. for reasons that override their rights to express themselves. Two prominent examples come to mind. First, numerous members of the Colombian military—which is under civilian command—and in some cases members of their families, have had their U.S. visas pulled by the State Department merely because the soldiers were accused by left-wing nongovernmental organizations of human-rights violations. Even when acquitted, most never had those visas restored.

Then there was the visa-yanking by the Obama administration when it decided in 2009 that the Honduran Supreme Court was undemocratic because it had ruled that President Manuel Zelaya’s removal from power was constitutional. Team Obama also pulled the visas of members of the interim government, even though it took power in strict adherence to the constitution and with the backing of the major political parties, the Catholic Church and the country’s human-rights ombudsman. Those visas were not returned even when the interim government presided over a free and fair election and left power on schedule.

Just a few more months of anti-Americanism being the zeitgeist in the White House. Soon we will be rid of the whole rotten bunch. The O’Grady column is copied in full at end of post.
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