How the Pacers differ from Barbarian Tribes in Germania

conan 1A friend, on the eve of a religious Retreat, once shared a moving philosophical exchange from a surprising movie source. The movie was based on the work of Robert E. Howard, a pioneer in the field of pulp fiction:

Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?

Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.

Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Last night, as I obsessively refreshed my NBA related twitter feeds following the Miami Heat’s emasculation of the Indianapolis Pacers, I thought of that quote as the aforementioned lamentations were chronicled.

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Traditional marriage and the concept of ‘pilita’

20140504-222712.jpgPilita – Spanish slang for piling on.

If you plan on supporting the concept of traditional marriage — members of the opposite sex with a bare minimum of common ancestors¹ — in the public square debate, for God’s sake be careful [looking around and lowering my voice as I type]. Please keep the following in mind:

  • Defeat is assured in this particular battle of the culture wars. Defeat not being the same as a lost cause, as defined by T.S. Eliot.
  • The defeat itself will be a drawn out affair, as our opponents keep us marginally alive for the sake of vengeance, not unlike how how certain species of ants keep flocks of plant lice as slaves to milk them for droplets of sugar. [See above and @ 4 minute mark of Werner Herzog’s wonderful documentary, Encounters at the End of the World].²
  • Unique opportunity to hone your debating skills in a zero expectations environment.
  • Experience will look good on your resume, but poorly in your NSA file.
  • Brendan Eich might be out, but Reihan Salam points out how his integrity is in.

So, how did we get here? Well as you can imagine, we came up against a powerful opponent: heterosexuals. Stay with me, or better said, stay with me as I attempt to stay with the columnist Ross Douthat and Ramesh Ponnuru from National Review.

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How not to grow MLB in Miami – part 1865

espn screenDo the laws of supply and demand apply to MLB ticket sales? See the nearby screenshot of a portion of the Miami Marlins 2014 schedule. The last column reflects the tickets available for purchase through a MLB approved ticket broker. At first glance, it would seem to indicate that the Dodgers, Giants and Nationals have many more tickets to sell than the Miami Marlins. They don’t. Well, not really.

Welcome the world of MLB finances. A world in which if regular fans were more aware of its realities, they would feel like more like Alice in Wonderland than Costner in Field of Dreams.

A recent Forbes article by Jesse Lawrence does a good job of explaining the logic behind the figures reflected in the screenshot above:

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A case of secular humanist vasocongestion

BiAcuwpCQAE86XC.jpg largeI read somewhere that all detective stories are parables for our search for God. Maybe Nic Pizzolatto had too. One group who hadn’t were the secular humanist watchdogs who man the cultural barricades for any hint of conventional spirituality. Boy did HBO’s True Detective take them for a ride, John Deere style.

Everything was set up for the secularists to consummate their relationship with the series in the finale. On paper and seven episodes, the series had all that they and Richard Dawkins could ask for, namely;

  • A likely conspiracy run by a white wealthy charter school advocate whose brother was a senator and whose office featured a cross so large it could have been a goalpost in a prior life.
  • A deeply cynical portrait of the type of people who get their religion under a revival tent.  You might say those folks wore their IQ’s low on their foreheads, sleeves being optional.
  • Of the numerous references references to a ‘King,’ most were about a Yellow King, a few of the King of Kings and none of Alan King. [Distribution roughly equivalent to Carmelo Anthony FG attempts, assists and charges drawn].
  • The married detective was an alcoholic serial adulterer who executed a prime suspect, assaulted males who copulated with his daughter and bitch-slapped said daughter. This character was the intellectual defender of the role of faith in the series.
  • The unmarried detective sounded like what typical secular humanist males [think Pajama Boy] wish they could sound like in public, i.e., unemasculated.

Jesus, you could almost feel the anti-God-squaders excitement. Finally, the rich white God-fearing evil hypocrites would be exposed and by an unrepentant nihilist to boot!  Dreams, unlike prayers, would come true. Then came the finale.

Not only did the secularists not get their money shot–a take down of the rich white guys pulling the strings on the moronic killer/child-abuser–no this Pizzolatto dude had the temerity to have the nihilist detective describe an experience which unmistakeably resembles how most people come to believe in God. Based on intensely personal experiences, not the philosophical ramblings of bipeds who can’t figure themselves out, let alone the universe or prime mover.

I hope that you, numerically limited but highly discerning reader, will find half as much pleasure as I do in all the negative reviews about the final episode of True Detective. I just know there is a secularist on the other end of most of those screeds.

But really, its their own fault.  Isn’t their whole point not to believe in stories? So hey Nietzsche wannabes … [for clues on how to finish my last thought, please refer to Rust Cohle’s final admonition to Reggie Ledoux].

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Richard Sherman gets his comeuppance

Dear web traffic due to inexact search terms, jodete. Anyways, not all comeuppance are bad and we do like to think good here.

The person I allude to is one of the Sherman Brothers’ who wrote more motion-picture musical song scores than any other songwriting team in film history, not the Seattle Seahawks conerback. Their work was mostly on Disney films. Recently, they were portrayed in the film, Saving Mr. Banks.

From the Pat Williams biography of Walt Disney, we learn from Richard Sherman something about what moved Disney in the twilight of his life:

… during the last year or two of Walt Disney’s life, he would stop by the Sherman Brothers’ office at the close of every Friday. “We had our own little private ceremony,” Richard told me. “He’d ask us what we were working on, and we’d tell him. Then he’d say, ‘Play the song, Richard.’ And I knew which song he meant.

“Walt would look out the north window of his office while I played the song. And when it was over, he’d say, ‘Yep, that’s what it is all about. Have a good weekend, boys.’

… “It’s a song about the bird woman who sells bread crumbs in front of St. Paul’s Cathedral. The old woman says, ‘Feed the birds, tuppence a bag.’ That’s the theme of the picture: It doesn’t take much to do an act of kindness— just tuppence, just a penny or two.

“That’s what everyone learns by the end of the film. The children just needed some love and attention from their parents. They didn’t care about their mother’s causes or their father’s money. They just wanted to know that Mum and Dad were interested in them. And that’s what Mary Poppins taught them. It’s a subtle thing, but Walt loved the meaning of that song. That’s what he was all about.

“Even after Walt left us, I continued to play the song every Friday afternoon in his honor. It was a very personal thing for me. I’d feel his presence.

I was once caught in a vortex of the Sherman Brothers’ most prolific song for 95 minutes due to a technical malfunction on a Disney ride. The world was definitely too small that night.

The ‘Feed The Birds’ lyrics from Mary Poppins are copied at end of post.
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Be like Walt and Pat, positive and prolific


1976 @ Disney World with my parents

I grew up with happy, albeit vague, memories of Disney television programs and a definite love of Disney World which has survived puberty, parenting and my middle ages. So it is with a certain sense of relief that the more I have learned about its creator has reinforced what a great American he was. His creativity and stick-to-it-ivity are well chronicled in Pat Williams’ biography.

Williams himself has led a life worthy of biography-type attention. His experiences span from being mentored by Bill Veeck in sports management all the way to parenting 18 children, five biological and 14 adopted from four nations between 1983 and 1993. He has also authored [or co-authored] over 70 books, seven of which have followed the format of the “How to be like”–the subjects themselves having a wide span, from Jesus all the way [way] down to Michael Jordan.

This book about Walt Disney draws liberally from other Disney biographies and is not intended to resemble anyone’s dissertation.  In my case, the book accomplished all most books can hope for, someone purchased it and was inspired by it.

Book: How to Be Like Walt: Capturing the Disney Magic Every Day of Your Life by Pat Williams

Method: E-book and audio

What I got from the book – recall the prolific warning in the blog post title:

  • Although Walt Disney’s childhood was difficult, partly due to a harsh father, leading to his decision to leave home at the age of 17–while forging papers to appear 18 and join a Red Cross unit to serve in World War I–he did not appear to resent his father or act embittered towards him
  • Walt met another teenager who also forged his name to join that Red Cross unit, Ray Kroc
  • In preparing for one of 18 year-old Walt’s first jobs he later said:
  •  Everyone has been remarkably influenced by a book, or books. In my case it was a book on cartoon animation [Eadweard Muybridge’s The Human Figure in Motion]. I discovered it in the Kansas City Library at the time I was preparing to make motion picture animation my life’s work. The book told me all I needed to know as a beginner— all about the arts and the mechanics of making drawings that move on the theater screen

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Heat fanatic GTD organizer panic tab

achesonWith a nod towards Dean Acheson, this present since the creation Heat fanatic is penciling in any potential panic in the NBA playoffs tab of my GTD planner. Specifically, late 3rd quarter in game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals.

My reasons are complicated, but please try to follow. The last time an NBA team attempted to three-peat with the best player in the world in their prime, they did.

The 2013-14 Miami Heat and the 1992-93 Chicago Bulls have the following in common:

  • Best NBA player in prime of career at 29 years of age
  • Best NBA player had won MVP in prior 2 seasons
  • MVP during three-peat season given to perennial runner-up type — see Kevin Durant, today’s Charles Barkley
  • The NBA’s not so secret Walter Mitty, Pat Riley, was prominent in both seasons
  • 2nd seed in the Eastern Conference
  • 1st seed in the East was the best defensive team in the NBA
  • 1st seed in the East had a dominating center
  • 1st seed in the East had trouble scoring points
  • 1st seed in the East started an emotional guard, prone to mistakes at key moments
  • Teams split their first 2 games of season, the 2nd seed losing badly on the road and then winning a close game at home [2nd seed went on to lose next 2 regular season meetings]
  • 1st seed won 1st 2 games of the Conference Finals at home
  • Those would be the last 2 games the 1st seed would win that season

That’s why any panic can wait until game 3, if then.  FYI, you know what the ‘great’ Michael Jordan did in the pivotal game 3? He shot 3 for 18.  So much for clutch.  Those Bulls were just better than those Knicks. So are the Heat with LeBron James.

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Roe v Wade eligible images

A Child is Born photography from Lennart Nilsson. Please click on photos to enlarge.

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18 weeks – Life magazine 04/30/65
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Spozhmai and lost causes

spozhmai_afp624Spozhmai is the name of a 10 year old Afghan girl whom the Taliban attempted to use as a suicide bomber — see the BBC and Voice of America [VOA] articles.

In the BBC article, the word “mullah” and “Taliban” are used as she describes what happened when they attempted to force the idea on her. But there is no mention of Islam or Sharia law in the rest of the article. There was a Taliban denial. Similarly, in the VOA article, again other than noting that her brother was Taliban, no mention of Islam or Sharia law and a Taliban denial was noted.

Here’s the point. Noting what the Taliban are — an Islamic fundamentalist political movement which began in Afghanistan and enforces strict interpretation of Sharia law — is considered bad form in the Western media. Bad form and dangerous for those who wish to stay alive. Bad things happen to those who call attention to the inconvenient fact that people are regularly committing atrocities in unprecedented numbers in the name of the Islam.

Muslims who don’t share such extremist beliefs, which I would assume is the overwhelming majority, understandably resent the association. But here’s the tragic standoff Western democracies–especially those in need of immigration from Muslim countries to offset declining birth rates–are at today. The people best positioned to call out Islamofacist policies, practicing Muslims who interpret Sharia law differently, appear either unable or unwilling to distance themselves from the Taliban-types in the public square.

In a debate questioning whether Islam is a religion of peace, the debater [Maajid Nawaz] defending the idea actually cites as an explanation for why moderate Muslims cannot be expected to speak out [view at 73 min mark] against extremists, as the understandable fear they have for their lives. The opposing side [Ayaan Hirsi Ali and Douglas Murray] quickly pointed out how a similar discussion on the topic involving any other major faith, e.g. Quakerism, would be unimaginable.
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#Holdmeback and the Cultural Left

If you are an NBA fan, Jalen Rose’s podcasts with David Jacoby are a must listen. Rose has become my Freakonomics-like interpreter for what’s really going on in the league, given his perspective as a former player with many remaining ties.

In their most recent podcast, Rose pokes fun at ‘Swaggy P’–aka Nick Young, whom Jeff van Gundy devastatingly pointed out that the P definitely didn’t stand for pass–for appearing to want to fight, while simultaneously bypassing guys directly in his face, the Morris twins [6’9″, black Philadelphians] while finally settling on Goran Dragic [6’3″, white Slovenian] to retaliate against. Rose has nicely captured the hypocrisy associated with such moves as #holdmeback.

The Cultural Left, especially their comedic arm, is in the midst of an 8 year #holdmeback period. Barack Obama is the cultural equivalent of a cow walking through a starving Hindu village. Into his 6th year, with a track record which can be characterized as falling somewhere between unprepared and 2nd generation anti-colonialist wannabe, the response from the cultural elites is …crickets. When you factor in a geometrically expanding media market ever in need of more content, crickets symbolizes an impressive display of ideological discipline.

Sitting atop the Cultural Left’s pyramid is Merly Streep, who recently cemented her status by declaring Walt Disney to have been a racist and sexist. Disney’s death recently passed its 47th anniversary. Such is the burden on the cultural left during this special #holdmeback period.

Something I read recently reminded me of the likes of a Streep. G. K. Chesterton in his short story, ‘The Tremendous Adventure of Major Brown:’

… Things came to a head in that celebrated diamond case in which the Prime Minister himself, that brilliant patrician, had to come forward, gracefully and reluctantly, to give evidence against his valet. After the detailed life of the household had been thoroughly exhibited, the judge requested the Premier again to step forward, which he did with quiet dignity. The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: “Get a new soul. That thing’s not fit for a dog. Get a new soul.”

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